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My name is Nickie and I just breathe... a lot..

*Some posts may be triggering. I do not promote self harm of any kind, I just suffer from it.*

aguywhobakes:

liquorinthefront:

Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3

aaaaaand im crying of emotion… this campaing is sooo great!

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

buttsosaurus:

robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance

the old razzle dazzle

buttsosaurus:

robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance

the old razzle dazzle

makochantachibanana:

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

this is beautiful

makochantachibanana:

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

this is beautiful